Electric Tan!

by Pitz Quattrone

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The consequences of the unfortunate decision some folks make to go indoor tanning. This one is getting played on the Dr. Demento radio show!

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CHORUS:
EVERYBODY GET YOUR CANCER
GET IT WHILE YOU CAN
EVERYBODY GET YOUR CANCER
WITH YOUR NEW, ELECTRIC TAN!!!

VERSE 1:
THINKIN’ I’M PALE, NOT LOOKIN’ GOOD
NEED A CHANGE, NEW LOOK, NEW HOOD!
CHANGIN’ MYSELF, I’M FEELIN BAD
TO THE TANNING BOOTH, IT’S NOT A FAD!

VERSE 2:
TO THE SALON ON A CLOUDY DAY
AN ORANGE PERSON SHOWED ME THE WAY!
RACKS OF LIGHT, THE SUN IT FAKES
10 BUCKS A SESSION IS ALL IT TAKES!

CHORUS

VERSE 3:
NEED A PLACE TO REST MY HEAD
GONNA RENT THE ELECTRIC BED
WHAT YOU’LL BE DOIN’ IS NOT A SIN
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED A REAL THICK SKIN!

CHORUS

WACKY VOICES:
BE THE 1ST ONE TO GLOW HOME ON YOUR BLOCK
SEE THE LIGHTS BROILING MY SKIN
I’M JUST DYING TO LOOK GOOD

CHORUS

VERSE 2

CHORUS x 2

c. PITZ TUNES MUSIC (ASCAP)

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released October 31, 2013
Pitz-Lead & Wacky Vocals, Didgeridoo/Yidaki, Throat Singing, Shaker
Shrimp-Guitars, Drums, Keys, Timbales, Support Vocals
Amy Torchia-Support Vocals
Tom Bianchi-Bass

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Pitz Quattrone Vermont

There is only one Pitz Quattrone. Master player, builder, and teacher of the ancient Australian instrument, the didgeridoo. Writer of songs, from tragic to comic & everything in between. Dynamic frontman, able to bring an audience to its feet, with his singing, playing, and wild rock-funk testifying. Whether manic and hilarious, or serious as a heart attack, Pitz Quattrone is truly one-of-a-kind. ... more

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